One day he was playin with himself, like always. He kept sayin his butt hurt. I told him it's not his butt, it's his penis. He informed me "no mommy. Peus on the floor by the bed. I show you" so he goes over to the bed and grabs a jar of peanuts. I about died laughing.
He always tells me I'm perty. Melts my heart...
Whenever I call him baby he informs me he's not a baby, that he is Demund (still working on the "s") but sometimes he tells me he wants to be my baby and carry him like a baby. Or if he doesn't wanna go potty on the toilet, he tells us he's a baby and needs a diaper.
He always tells stories from days before. Like how Jack the husky ran away and daddy caught him and how Des hit his head in grandmas car.
Whenever the dogs or cat do something bad he yells "stupid dog" or "stupid cat".
Sometimes he tells me to stop singing.
The other day, we were listening to the gummy bear song and he said "mommy I wike this song"
He announces when anyone (or himself) farts or burps and thinks it's hilarious and proceeds to fake fart on people. Sometimes spreading his butt cheeks.
Whenever he tells stories, he gets really into it using his hands. He does this thing with his fingers that I love watching. I don't really know how to describe it. But it's adorable.
When he really wants something he says "mommy I want it please. Please mommy" and makes a really cute scrunch nose smile. Showing off all his teeth.
He sings constantly. Whether it's something he makes up, or 5 little monkeys or what does the fox say... He dances a lot too.
He got a minion hat for Christmas and since he got it from grandma, everything with minions is grandmas.
He calls crayons "colorings."
When he counts he skips 9 and when he gets to 12 he starts again at 6.
He calls knives "sharps."
He asks to go to daycare all the time. He always asks to play with fwends. Everyone is his friend even if he just met them. He always asks to play with his friend Bennett.
He told us the other day that mommy is his best friend.
Passed out
Puppy squeezes
Crazy smiles
He has the most contagious smile and laugh. He's my ray of sunshine. I love him so much and I wish I could remember all the little things he does. More of these types of posts to come, kuz I know I've forgotten a lot....
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